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    Quote Originally Posted by popo8 View Post
    Ok....

    I need :

    GRAPE JUICE

    PRUNE JUICE

    A box of fiber one bars...

    Fiber one cereal....

    A laxative....

    and a gallon of milk.....
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    LMFAO!



    I have company coming and my house is dirty! LOL. I got to clean my kitchen and sweep the floors! Blah!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by NuckinFutz93 View Post
    LMFAO!



    I have company coming and my house is dirty! LOL. I got to clean my kitchen and sweep the floors! Blah!!!
    Isn't that what children are for?
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    Quote Originally Posted by NuckinFutz93 View Post
    LMFAO!



    I have company coming and my house is dirty! LOL. I got to clean my kitchen and sweep the floors! Blah!!!
    Ill clean your kitchen.. but someone needs to clean my underwear.


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    Rofl
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blackbird96WS6 View Post
    Isn't that what children are for?
    My kids either have 4 legs or 4 wheels. Niether is worth a damn at dishes. LOL

    Quote Originally Posted by popo8 View Post
    Ill clean your kitchen.. but someone needs to clean my underwear.
    Thanks, but I would rather do the kitchen! LMFAO! Might want to get some Depends before somebody says something funny and you shat yourself from laughing! LOL

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    Oh man...looks like somethings about to hit....the floor, the fan...everywhere...

    :waving: gotta go!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by NuckinFutz93 View Post
    My kids either have 4 legs or 4 wheels. Niether is worth a damn at dishes. LOL



    Thanks, but I would rather do the kitchen! LMFAO! Might want to get some Depends before somebody says something funny and you shat yourself from laughing! LOL
    LOL don't poke the bear, he might shit in the woods!

    Quote Originally Posted by brandons94lt1 View Post
    Oh man...looks like somethings about to hit....the floor, the fan...everywhere...

    :waving: gotta go!!
    I'm with this guy, sound the air-raid warning and take cover!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blackbird96WS6 View Post
    LOL don't poke the bear, he might shit in the woods!



    I'm with this guy, sound the air-raid warning and take cover!
    Might shit in the Fruit....









    Of the Loops!

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    Quote Originally Posted by NuckinFutz93 View Post
    Might shit in the Fruit....









    Of the Looms!
    Fixed lol
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