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    Default Funny for the day!

    I went to a urologist and
    told
    him I was having a problem, as I was unable to get my manhood
    erect.
    The doctor checked me out then told me that the muscles around the base
    of
    my organ were damaged from a previous viral infection and there was
    nothing
    he could actually do for me.

    However, he knew of an
    experimental treatment that might work, if I am willing to take the
    risk.
    The treatment consisted of planting muscle tissue from an elephants
    trunk
    into my penis. I thought about it for a while. The thought of having to
    go
    through life without sex was too much for me to bear. So, with the
    assurance
    that there would be no cruelty to the elephant, I decided to go for it.

    A few weeks after the
    operation, I was given the green light to go and try out his newly
    renovated
    equipment. As a result I planned a romantic evening with this girl I
    know
    and took her to one of the nicest restaurants in town.


    In the middle of dinner I
    felt a strong stirring in my loins that continued to the point of being
    extremely painful.

    To release
    the pressure I unzipped my fly and my penis sprang out, slid across the
    top
    of the table, grabbed a bread roll and returned to my trousers.

    The girl was
    stunned at first, but then with a sly grin on her face said, "That was
    ncredible! Can you do that again?"

    With tears
    in my eyes I replied,

    "I think I
    can, but I am not sure if another bread roll will fit up my ass."
    Fern_
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    lol

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    thats sick RUNNER
    Ali
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    haha!! blubird is the biggest mustang hater ive ever seen lol give em hell Ali !!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blubird View Post
    thats sick RUNNER
    Thank you!
    Fern_
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    HAHA!



    ~Shane
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    Nice... didn't see that one coming.
    -Duane-
    1994 S-10 - Lt1/700r4 - project /// 2001 2dr Blazer - boring daily

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    haha

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    okay so basically the dick came out and grabbed a bread roll and put it up the guys ass?? right?
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    lmao!!

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