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    My co-worker just gave CPR instructions to a guy who said he found his "mother" unconscious and not breathing in the back seat of his car. We toned out multiple agency's and got help to him in a matter of minutes. The first unit arrives to find the guy passed out drunk in the yard and the car door open and a snow shovel "mother" in the back seat. Turns out the guy tried to do compressions to the shovel. Luckily, his mother is alive and well but was just in town shopping. I seriously couldn't make this up if i tried...lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sahara54 View Post
    My co-worker just gave CPR instructions to a guy who said he found his "mother" unconscious and not breathing in the back seat of his car. We toned out multiple agency's and got help to him in a matter of minutes. The first unit arrives to find the guy passed out drunk in the yard and the car door open and a snow shovel "mother" in the back seat. Turns out the guy tried to do compressions to the shovel. Luckily, his mother is alive and well but was just in town shopping. I seriously couldn't make this up if i tried...lol
    LMAO woooow! That's some America's Funniest material right there.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blackbird96WS6 View Post
    LMAO woooow! That's some America's Funniest material right there.
    A few years ago we gave instructions to a woman in about the same state doing CPR to a clothes basket. When we played the tape back you could distinctly hear the basket go "click click click" as she pressed on it.
    I took a call from a couple who were expressing their relationship and decided to do a lil manscaping. She couldn't find the scissors so the next best thing was a pair of hedge trimmers...Seriously. Took alil of the top...
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    OMG! There's a reason I stop drinking after I have a good buzz going, no point in getting smashed and waking up to realize you've done something retarded like that lmao.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sahara54 View Post
    My co-worker just gave CPR instructions to a guy who said he found his "mother" unconscious and not breathing in the back seat of his car. We toned out multiple agency's and got help to him in a matter of minutes. The first unit arrives to find the guy passed out drunk in the yard and the car door open and a snow shovel "mother" in the back seat. Turns out the guy tried to do compressions to the shovel. Luckily, his mother is alive and well but was just in town shopping. I seriously couldn't make this up if i tried...lol
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    Good thing to know they remember 911 even when they're hammered lol


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    Just drink alcohol works better

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    Quote Originally Posted by dawdaw View Post
    Just drink alcohol works better
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