a joke since the end of the world is comin!

**LT1RUNNER** · 12-21-2012, 06:58 PM

A man dies and goes to hell. Satan meets him and says "I am here to take you to your torment for the rest of eternety". The man nervously follows satan to two doors. He opens the first door and to the mans horror he sees a man hanging by his wrist and being whipped and scratched by demons. The mans screams are horrible and the man cringes in fear. Satan then opens door 2 and there he sees a man sitting in a comfortable chair getting a bj from a georgous girl and the man in the chair is moaning with great pleasure. Satan then says "choose your punishment!". The man again looks in door 1 and sees the man screaming in pain and then again looks at the man in door 2 getting pleasure and thinks this is an easy choice. "Door 1!" He says exitedly. "Done" says satan. Satan then walks up to the man receiving pleasure........taps the woman on the shoulder and says "your replacement is here!".

Hope you liked it.

**firebird_1995** · 12-21-2012, 08:53 PM

Good one! But I think you meant to say he picked door 2

HAND HERPES · 12-21-2012, 10:42 PM

Originally Posted by firebird_1995

Good one! But I think you meant to say he picked door 2

Yeah I was gonna say... Door 1? Lol

That was pretty good

**Ibanezz** · 12-21-2012, 10:45 PM

I have one too!

A guy dies and is sent to hell. Upon arriving Satan brings him to 3 doors and has to pick one. The first one is a bunch of guys knee deep in shit. The second one is a bunch of guys neck deep in shit. The final door is a bunch of guys ankle deep in shit standing there drinking coffee. After viewing them all the man chooses door 3. Satan agrees and let's him in. Just then he yells "breaks over, back on your head!!!"

HAND HERPES · 12-21-2012, 10:58 PM

Originally Posted by Ibanezz

I have one too!

A guy dies and is sent to hell. Upon arriving Satan brings him to 3 doors and has to pick one. The first one is a bunch of guys knee deep in shit. The second one is a bunch of guys neck deep in shit. The final door is a bunch of guys ankle deep in shit standing there drinking coffee. After viewing them all the man chooses door 3. Satan agrees and let's him in. Just then he yells "breaks over, back on your head!!!"

Hahahaha