why do we do this to ourselvs!??!

[LT1RUNNER]

The headaches , the upset stomachs , the slushness !??! Makes guys sleep with fat women and makes women doink that ugly guy who have a snow balls chance in hell if they were sober. Most of us are guilty of it and I'm a repeat offender . I went home yesterday with no particular plans. I decided to take Camaro for a wash and on my way out my wife says "buY a 2 liter of pop". She doesn't drink soda unless there's an elixer in the mix . So I get the home with the soda and since my wife HATES to drink alone I reluctently took the drink she made me. She can be very forcefull at times. I sit down at my computer and my daughter brings me all of the music I burned on some cd's that I misplaced. I was prolly drunk when I burned them . So I put on the headphones and start jammin away . Next thing I know 1 drink turned to 5 then to 7 then to "i luv u man". Not sure how many drinks are required to get to that point but however many it is I had drank them. I must have been wasted cause I'm singing along to the music......out very f*ckin loud ! American Idol here I come! Don't remember what I was telling my daughter but I do remember her laughing alot. Don't know what time I went to sleep but I remember it being dark and quiet outside. Even the crickets are like " im sleepin here, do ya mind!?" So here I am tired, dehydrated and hungry. You ever look on the bottom of your shoe and see somthing and go "wut dat?"? Well I feel like that unknown derbis on the bottom of your shoe. Woohoo!! Going straight home and going to sleep! Wait!? B-ball game is on tonight! Ughh.....The torture continues!!!