Funny for the day!

[LT1RUNNER]

I went to a urologist and
told
him I was having a problem, as I was unable to get my manhood
erect.
The doctor checked me out then told me that the muscles around the base
of
my organ were damaged from a previous viral infection and there was
nothing
he could actually do for me.

However, he knew of an
experimental treatment that might work, if I am willing to take the
risk.
The treatment consisted of planting muscle tissue from an elephants
trunk
into my penis. I thought about it for a while. The thought of having to
go
through life without sex was too much for me to bear. So, with the
assurance
that there would be no cruelty to the elephant, I decided to go for it.

A few weeks after the
operation, I was given the green light to go and try out his newly
renovated
equipment. As a result I planned a romantic evening with this girl I
know
and took her to one of the nicest restaurants in town.


In the middle of dinner I
felt a strong stirring in my loins that continued to the point of being
extremely painful.

To release
the pressure I unzipped my fly and my penis sprang out, slid across the
top
of the table, grabbed a bread roll and returned to my trousers.

The girl was
stunned at first, but then with a sly grin on her face said, "That was
ncredible! Can you do that again?"

With tears
in my eyes I replied,

"I think I
can, but I am not sure if another bread roll will fit up my ass."