I can hear the guy from "America Scariest Police Chases" now.Quote:
Originally Posted by chile
"The perp with 300hp of American Muscle easily pulls away from the Smart Car Interceptors at a speed just over 67mph..."
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I can hear the guy from "America Scariest Police Chases" now.Quote:
Originally Posted by chile
"The perp with 300hp of American Muscle easily pulls away from the Smart Car Interceptors at a speed just over 67mph..."
not talking about kiss a**ing your way out of one, but i have noticed that st.charles county sheriffs are pretty nice guysQuote:
Originally Posted by chile:298304i never said anything about warnings? we arent talking about how to "work" your way out of a ticket.Quote:
Originally Posted by 30thSSclone
hahahahaQuote:
Originally Posted by Sahara54
turbo huyabussa swap smart cars...Quote:
Originally Posted by chile:298316hahahahaQuote:
Originally Posted by Sahara54
is that english? that not even spanishQuote:
Originally Posted by 30thSSclone;298315[B
tu eres una loca nina
LOL... That would suck... those pos impalas we have now are such junk.. great for snappy driving, but out on the highway... slowwwwwwwww
Every year I do several long road trips.. I have been pulled over once... and that was because the cop went after my parents in another vehicle and I blew by him as he was pulling them over....
All you have to do is look around... texting and driving.. fukn with the radio and speeding.. will get you a ticket...
If you cant see over something or around something ALWAYS assume a cop is hiding there..... no matter how much time you lose dropping down to the speed limit.;.. its not as much or as costly as getting pulled over.
"is that a cop behind that mailbox"
"nah"
"oh shit it is in a smart car "[/QUOTE]
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Originally Posted by Blackbird96WS6
I picture a police car coocoo clock... and I could shed that 30 in 30 days.....
Ahhhh MR TEETH... SHeriff John Bunnel;Quote:
Originally Posted by Sahara54
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Touche...Quote:
Originally Posted by 30thSSclone
Tengo el gatto en mi pantalones... donde esta la biblioteca. El toro en mi casa.Quote:
Originally Posted by chile
Feliz Navidad , prospero ano.
now i am regretting not taking any spanish classes during high school...Quote:
Originally Posted by popo8:298322Tengo el gatto en mi pantalones... donde esta la biblioteca. El toro en mi casa.Quote:
Originally Posted by chile
Feliz Navidad , prospero ano.
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Originally Posted by popo8
the cat in pants always gets me.
Thank you sir.
just made me shed a tear
Is that a quote from dodgeball?Quote:
Originally Posted by popo8
Este pinche gringo no sabe que están hablando tonterías que no hacen sentido jajaja. Cuando Popo le dice que el burro sabe más que él, cómo comprobamos que no sea verdad? :whistle:Quote:
Originally Posted by 30thSSclone
yes and yesQuote:
Originally Posted by Blackbird96WS6
btw i was dieing within the first three words.
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Originally Posted by 30thSSclone
I've only gotten a total of 2 maybe 3 tickets when I should've gotten at least 10 more..Quote:
Originally Posted by 30thSSclone
some cops believe it or not are pretty decent guys/gals.
and I've never had to kiss ass to get out of one. I just simply said "yeah, I was speeding sorry sir." they usually tell me at least I was being honest about it.
also, you need yo stop looking at ladies that are half naked.. bible thumper. lol.
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Originally Posted by 30thSSclone
You should..... as an Egyptian male, I can tell you that even knowing how to fluently speak and understand arabic., with a large egyptian family... I have utilized spanish way more in my 12 years as a cop than arabic in my 36 years of being a family member.
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Originally Posted by chile
lol...
Donde esta la biblioteca, is Where IS the LIbrary and yes... Stiller said that in Dodgeball..Quote:
Originally Posted by Sahara54
Tengo el gatto en mi pantelones... is I have a cat in my pants... Martin Lawrence in BLUE STREAK..
El toro en mi casa , college spanish... There is a bull in my house
Shall I translate... or not let him in?Quote:
Originally Posted by Blackbird96WS6
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Originally Posted by Blackbird96WS6
I can take a pic if you want... lol
pinche gringo was used in the final scene of BULLET PROOF with Adam Sandler and Damon Waynes... lol.
nah let him figure it out.
damn your good. but its also used alot in conversations with anybody of the latin race.Quote:
Originally Posted by popo8
anyone else uses baking soda to brush their teeth?
Indeed, Spanish is very useful :DQuote:
Originally Posted by popo8
Nah, no translating lol. It's funnier this way ;)
No thanks, I believe you lol. Just had to share cuz I'd never heard that one before :jest:
what are we in communist russia? i remember when i was young in chile using my finger with toothpasteQuote:
Originally Posted by delilah andrews.
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Originally Posted by delilah andrews.
HAHAHAH... OMG... she said Bible Thumper... I have not said that since I was banned from the cherokee site.
Ashley, I will give you one piece of advice, whether talking to the cop or fighting the ticket in court... NEVER ADMIT you know you broke the law... once you did.. you have confessed,. What you say is, "I did not realize I was speeding, but I believe you Officer and if you say I was, then I must have been." RESPECT+AKNOWLEDGING...without CONFESSING.
Thanks... Im a bit of a movie buff.Quote:
Originally Posted by chile
I do.. I use toothpaste and dip it in the baking soda box..... My dentist says Im destroying the enamel of my teeth, but I have 36 years under my belt and no cavaties....Quote:
Originally Posted by delilah andrews.
I remember when I was in Peru and had to shower with cold water :( (I know, sob story right?) Definitely woke my ass up quick in the morning though, jeez. That was some culture shock for me lol.Quote:
Originally Posted by chile
Spanish has helped resolve many situations that could have been bad for people I was dealing with at work..
Everything from asking people to keep their hands in the air.. MANOS ARIBA...(unsure of spelling)
to being able to walk my way through giving full sobriety testing in spanish....
yeah i feel ya on that. i remember waiting for my mom to light the hot water heater because we would even turn off the pilot light.Quote:
Originally Posted by Blackbird96WS6
Plus if you want some good food on the cheap, knowing Spanish will get you into the little latin shops that sell big ass tacos for a buck :DQuote:
Originally Posted by popo8
50 miles in 23 mins tonite! Vette is ready when ya'll are!
mas cerveza senorQuote:
Originally Posted by popo8
Hello everyone! Miss me tonite?
damn right.Quote:
Originally Posted by NuckinFutz93
I wanted to post a little while ago.. WHERE IS NUKIN!
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Originally Posted by NuckinFutz93
You missed alot! DId you catch up, or just jump in here?
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Originally Posted by NuckinFutz93
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Originally Posted by popo8
oops? sorry?? no bible thumper pun??
I will keep this in mind. thanks! usually I think when they don't write me tickets I think they're always going after someone else. cause about 10 miles up i see them again pulled someone else over. lol.
and I think when dentists say that, I think they're saying... more money in my pocket to give you fake teeth. lol.
My friend with the truck issues came in! Good grief, what a mess!Quote:
Originally Posted by popo8
You in for the LTX BULL RUN!
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Originally Posted by NuckinFutz93
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Originally Posted by popo8
I'm caught up, I even responded about the cannonball! Got a little practice tonite.
Honestly I think it'd do everyone in this country good to travel to a 3rd world country at least once in their lifetime. The first time I went there and came back here, I realized how much shit I used to take for granted. Hot showers, drinkable tap water, reliable electricity, a washer and dryer, fast internet, wifi all over, a car to get around with as I please, restaurants that stay open past 10pm, TRAFFIC LAWS, etc. I came home and basically stopped bitching about just about anything I had been whining about beforehand lol. Also really helps you open your mind to other cultures when you're the foreigner and everyone looks at you funny for some of the customs we have here.Quote:
Originally Posted by chile
Oh.. I dont care.. Ill say something about it if anyone tells me they were offended by it.. Im pretty open minded and keep it to myself... But when I voice up... its usually on other peoples behalf...Quote:
Originally Posted by delilah andrews.
And no.. the people on the cherokee forum freaked out when I posted a pic of ang in a bikini, saying that their kids were in the room and saw that and asked "what are those..." lol
And then I needed to be saved, and blah blah blahl... that is where I was going with that.
Really? I never would have thought the Jeep crowd would be the prudish bunch lol.Quote:
Originally Posted by popo8