Last night the wife and I were sitting in the living room watching family guy when the previews to Megan Fox's new movie come on. Ugh..I hear the misses say so I look over and say "what?". She says "why are they making a big deal about her? She can't even act good.". Then she looks over to me and ask "what do you think about her?". Being the good man to her that I am I gently grab her hand, caress her cheek while I look into her big beautiful eyes and softly whisper in her ear.....I WOULD (squeez) THE (air) OUT OF HER WHILE I (snacked on) HER (melons) THEN I WOULD POUR HONEY ALL OVER HER (bran muffin) WHILE I STUCK MY (accorn) DEEP INTO HER (gram cracker) AND I WOULD (talk to her) ALL NIGHT LONG!! Honey!? Where you goin!??! She got mad at me! Hmp! WTF?!? Did she want me to lie? Did I do somthing wrong? Did I? :devil:
Actually most of that is not true. Yes we were watching family guy and yes we saw the previews to Megans movie but after she asked "what do you think of her" I said "eh she ok" and that was it. HAHA! I just thought that ^^ story would make a better thread. :laugh: